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50 cheesy pick-up lines that will make her smile

What do you do? When she swipes right? Do not attempt to be creepy with your pick up lines as it might get you in trouble. Try these cheesy pick up lines that might bring a smile on her face.

  1. If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
  2. My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
  3. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  4. Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
  5. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
  7. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
  8. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you’re dope.
  9. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world
  10. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  11. Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
  12. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  13. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  14. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
  15. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  16. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
  17. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  18. When God made you, he was showing off.
  19. Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
  20. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  21. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  22. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  23. Were do you hide your wings?
  24. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  25. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself
  26. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  27. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  28. There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  29. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  30. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
  31. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  32. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  33. Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  34. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  35. Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  36. Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
  37. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  38. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  39. Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
  40. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb.
  41. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  42. It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
  43. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  44. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
  45. I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop
  46. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  47. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  48. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  49. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  50. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Written by Lifeafterswipe

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