50 dirty pick-up lines that could get you in trouble

1. Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____
2. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
3. May i pleasure you with my tongue?
4. That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
5. Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
6. Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
7. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
8. My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
9. I can’t do magic but I can do you!
10. Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
11. How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
12. They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
13. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
14. Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
15. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
16. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
17. Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
18. Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
19. Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
20. Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
21. I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
22. Is there a cellphone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
23. I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
24. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
25. I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
26. Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
27. You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
28. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
29. You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
30. You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
31. You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
32. Let us let only latex stand between our love.
33. You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
34. Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”
35. Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
36. You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
37. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
38. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
39. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
40. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
41. Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
42. I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
43. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
44. Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
45. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
46. What are you doing tonight beside me
47. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
48. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
49. Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
50. That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!

Also read: Modern Dating Guide for Men